Almost There! Unisex T-Shirt

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You’re sweaty, your legs feel like Jell-O, and that last switchback stole your soul. Every step feels like a personal betrayal from gravity itself, and you're questioning every life decision that led you to this brutal trail. Then, just when you’re mentally drafting your “never hiking again” speech, a chipper hiker effortlessly glides downhill past you, smiles, and says, “Don’t worry, you’re almost there!”

Oh, really? Almost where? The afterlife? Because that’s where I’m headed. ☠️

This tee is for every hiker who has endured the ultimate trail betrayal—the infamous "almost there" lie. Whether you’re scaling a peak or just surviving your morning coffee run, this shirt - part of the Majestic Nature Photography Humor Line - lets the world know you’ve faced the uphill battle and lived to tell the tale.

✔ Soft, breathable fabric for those long (and unexpectedly difficult) hikes.
✔ Majestic Nature logo on the left sleeve and inside the tag area - let Search and Rescue know who to blame.
✔ Classic unisex fit—perfect for trail warriors and casual adventurers alike.

Rock this tee and let the world know you’ve been there, done that... and survived (and, literally, got the t-shirt).

FEATURES:

✅ Superior Quality: Printed on Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton.
✅ Reinforced Stitching: Double-needle collar and sleeves for extra comfort.
✅ Breathability: Made from 100% cotton.
✅ Durability: Taped neck and shoulders.
✅ Classic Fit: No surprises, only great clothing.
✅ Relaxed Style: No worries about getting a shirt that doesn't flow.
✅ Size: Adult.
✅ Print Method: DTG; Direct-To-Garment. Images are printed directly onto the fabric.

Seamless double-needle collar for extra comfort

Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems ensure lasting quality
100% cotton material for breathability
Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability

PLEASE NOTE:
This is 100% cotton, and is not pre-shrunk.
It will shrink slightly the first few washes.
To ensure continual fit, please measure well using the reference below, and order slightly bigger.

Size guide

A) Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B) Half Chest

Lay the garment down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.

Measurements are provided by suppliers and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General

This tee is 100% cotton, some shrinkage may occur the first few washes.
Wash

Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry

Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store

Ideal storage on a hanger to preserve the print.